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The Side Chick Hustle vol 1.

Who is the most important person to you?
Who is that one person who you’ll do
anything for just to make them happy?


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               Are big dicks overrated?

Let me start off by stating that I love dick!!!  I love everything about it.  I love the way that it looks soft. I love the way that it feels hard.  I love when the dick is one solid color, and I also love when it is two-toned. I love a veiny dick, but I can’t get enough of a smooth one.  I love the way the skin feels on my tongue.  I love the way my pussy contracts, and gets wet with anticipation…. But as much as I love dick, I am OVER BIG DICKS!!!

What is Big?

If you are 8.5” and above, this conversation is about you…

If you are 6-8”, you are average…

If you are 4-5”, science will tell you that this is normal or average, I am here to tell you that you are small.

If you are smaller than 4” and you are an adult, you are possibly suffering from a chromosomal abnormality that should be diagnosed by someone who went to medical school, and not the woman who wrote The SideChick Hustle…

I love a big dick as much as the next girl, but if I am being honest they are extremely overrated.  Now if we are just speaking on dicks and not the arrogant narcissistic men attached to these cocks, I will still stand firm in stating that I have never met a big dick that wasn’t toxic.  I have never met a big dick that didn’t like taking pictures and videos and I have never met a big dick that wasn’t for the streets.  But even if I could get passed these shitty big dick personalities, I still have a qualm to pick about the skills set of these wangs.

I have a petite vagina, so my trying to take a big dick in the first place is just me being greedy.  But I would like to think that the average woman is little and cute in the vaginal area.  If you have a big pussy you probably can’t relate.

A big dick trying to beat the pussy up is a no-go.  I can’t even imagine that it feels good to you big dicks, to chase a pussy all over the bed.  Why are you trying to murder the pussy!!  It’s rude and disrespectful.  And since you missed the biggest body language clue, which was flight… I’ll let you in on a little secret, no one is running when it feels good. Calm down, damn!

Now let’s get into this stroke.  If you have 8” and above and you can fit all 8, or at least most of it, we want to feel an 8” stroke!!  No woman wants a 2” stroke you big lazy motherfucker.  No woman wants a 4” stroke!!!  I need you big dicks to get in the gym and get your core together.  Push-ups, sit-ups, and planks will not only give you extra strength and stamina, but they will also give you a quality stroke that will have us bragging about you to all of our girlfriends.

You catfishing big dicks need to be stopped!!!  How can a big dick catfish? Viagra, Cialis, or any of those other ED medications you can order over the Internet.  I am not shaming anyone for having ED.  I am also not telling you to make it anyone’s business that you have to take a pill to get it up.  But it is fucked up when you end up in a relationship with a big dick, and he all of the sudden is fucking you with a semi-hard dick all the time talking about he’s tired.  No sis, he ran out of pills fucking you and his other women, because these big dicks aren’t loyal.  Whether they are fully functional or not.

In my experience, even if the stroke was amazing, and he wasn’t lazy, nor was he trying to beat my pussy to death, the big dick wanted to fuck for 4 hours.  Listen, even with a normal-sized dick my vagina has a damn time limit, I have other things that I need to do today, I am not trying to fuck my day away.  I am definitely not going to let your big ass dick fuck me for hours and hours, I have places to walk after this!!  Not being able to walk or sit properly after sex are good problems, but you can still miss me with them hours.  

Before I go, I would like to take a step back and advocate for my smaller fellows, the 4-5 inchers.  I was pleasantly surprised by a dick that I was sure that I friend zoned.  This man was not my type, I am 5’5 and he was shorter than me.  I was uncomfortable being the big one in the relationship no matter how cute he was, so he was just my friend.  I thought that we were both comfortable in the friend zone, but apparently, he thought after enough dinners that he would work his way into something more romantic with me.  He didn’t grow any inches during those dinners so my mind had not changed during those dinners.  Well, one night he cried, telling me his frustrations and how much he liked me.  I laughed. It was mean, but the tears caught me off guard.  I planned on giving him some pity pussy that night and going on about my life, but that little man fucked my socks off that night.  I almost called the whole thing off when he got naked because even if I am being generous, he was jockey sized. He wasn’t a little person, just short and skinny.  Anyway, I guess he saw that I was about to bolt and he garnered all the BDE he had in him and put it on me.  After that, he was my boyfriend. But unfortunately, even little dicks are attached to assholes, they aren’t arrogant, they are more insecure.  But as this blog is only about dick size, I will get back to the topic.

I said all that to say, don’t dismiss a little dick, they can touch you in ways that a big dick could never.  It’s kind of ticklish and amazing.  However, if a little man doesn’t have his core together for that 4’ stroke, you may beat the shit out of him for wasting your time and having a little dick on top of that, so proceed with caution.

I have nothing to say about the average man, because who the fuck wants an average man in any capacity?  I am sure the 6 to 8 inchers will flood my comments with testimonials, but I am just going to have to take your word for it.

Ladies’ big dicks are not an anomaly, they are a dime a dozen.  However, don’t be stingy with the information.  Drop names and numbers in the comment section and let’s share!!! 

Do you think that big dicks are overrated?

What are your thoughts on the 4-5 inchers?

Sound off in the comments!!!!

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The Main Goal

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The pursuit of happiness is a common goal that unites people all over the world. We seek happiness in our relationships, our careers, our hobbies, and our experiences. But what if the key to true happiness was not in external factors, but within ourselves? What if the main goal in life was not to achieve certain milestones or accumulate material possessions, but to cultivate a positive relationship with ourselves?

When we talk about a positive relationship with ourselves, what we really mean is self-love, self-acceptance, and self-compassion. These are not always easy to come by, especially in a world that constantly tells us we need to be more, do more, and have more in order to be happy. But the truth is, happiness cannot be found in external factors alone. We must also learn to be happy with who we are, flaws and all.

So how can we cultivate a positive relationship with ourselves? Here are a few tips:

  1. Practice self-care: Self-care is the act of taking care of yourself physically, mentally, and emotionally. This can include things like getting enough sleep, exercising regularly, eating a healthy diet, meditating, and taking time for yourself to do things you enjoy.
  2. Practice self-compassion: Self-compassion is the practice of treating yourself with kindness and understanding, even when you make mistakes or experience setbacks. Instead of beating yourself up, try to speak to yourself as you would a close friend.
  3. Let go of perfectionism: Perfectionism is the belief that you must be perfect in order to be happy or successful. But the truth is, nobody is perfect, and striving for perfection only leads to feelings of inadequacy and disappointment. Instead, focus on progress and growth, and celebrate your successes along the way.
  4. Practice gratitude: Gratitude is the practice of being thankful for what you have, rather than focusing on what you lack. Take time each day to reflect on the things in your life that you are grateful for, and try to cultivate a mindset of abundance rather than scarcity.

When we learn to love and accept ourselves, we open ourselves up to a world of happiness and possibility. We stop relying on external factors to make us happy and instead find joy in simply being alive. The main goal in life should not be to accumulate wealth or achieve certain milestones but to cultivate a positive relationship with ourselves. When we do this, everything else falls into place.

The SideChick Hustle

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I am the SideChick and this is my Hustle. I wrote The SideChick Hustle Series, out of sheer frustration in my dealings with the opposite sex. This is my story, this is my life. I am not here to glorify being a SideChick, or even to Re-Brand it. This is the hand that I have been dealt. And I am playing to win.

Men, in general, married or not have played a game of emotional manipulation with women for far too long. And for far too long we women have allowed this. This bullshit competition that we all women are in, fighting for a pool of men that is getting smaller, and quite frankly more feminine. I personally have never had marriage or family as a goal in life, so I never dated in order to ultimately end up married. I am however big on loyalty and commitment.

I found that every adult is in a relationship of some degree with another adult. If you have just met someone you are interested in, are getting out of a relationship, or have been married for years. I have never met any adult who was not in some form emotionally tied to another adult. Past or present. I have had plenty of broken hearts meeting the right person at the wrong time. I have also found that most adults will not take the time to emotionally heal from a relationship before getting into another one. So being a single woman in this day and age, I am dating everyone’s trauma.

A lot of men, I have found on my dating journey, will look to replace their current situation, with a new situation before ending their relationship. A number of unhappy or happily married men still date as though they are single. Single men with live-in girlfriends still fuck bitches at work. So what is the problem if I keep the same energy?

Being a SideChick is the type of energy that I am applying to any and all situationships. And every relationship is a situationship. If I am calling myself a SideChick, you can definitely not expect main chick energy from me. Too many women are dating, giving “main” chick energy in hopes of becoming someone’s “main”. You may eventually end up someone’s wife. But your husband will eventually end up some SideChick’s man. I am not telling you anything you don’t know, he cheated the whole time y’all dated!

Since writing The SideChick Hustle, I have been faced with the faces of many devastated women. It does break my heart, which is why I kept writing. I am not in the business of breaking up homes or families. I never have, and that has never been my message. Situationships are not about you. Also, since writing The SideChick Hustle married men have approached me more aggressively. That is until they read the whole book and realize what they are in for in a situationship with me. I have gotten mixed reviews on my opinion about my life, but I guess that is what happens when you publish your business. In my life, having experiences and learning them has shown to be the most satisfying way for me to function. My experiences in my situationships have taught me how complicated love can be, and how beautiful honoring commitment is, even if it is out of fear or convenience. SideChick energy is selfish. The SideChick Hustle is real.

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